Grandpa, Could You Be More Clear?

July 24, 2012

Redditor Jessica B sent a pic of her new tattoo to gramps and got this creative, curmudgeonly letter in response…

A transcript for easier reading…

Jessica-

Congratulations on your outstanding blunder — destroying the appearance of your body with an ugly tatoo. Millions of people pray that science will come up with a procedure to remove the extreamly stupid mistake they made when they were drunk or on drugs.

When you go to the beach be sure to wear a sweatshirt — or people will point & laugh at you. When you apply for a job be sure to be well covered. I’v never talked to an employer who would hire a female with an ugly tatoo. You might be able to get a job with the circus or a carnival. As for romance you might find some greasy unemployed mentally retarded dysfunctional misfit of a lunitic who thinks tatoos are cool.

I’m returning the picture – you can give it to some abnormal brain dead illiterate reject from the sewers who also think tatoos are cool. Welcome to the clan of social rejects.

If this letter seems a bit brutal – its fulfilled it’s intent.

Shame on you!

XO

– Gramps –

PS – Nice graduation picture

(HT: 22 Words)

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